Film Rats Club

June 27, 2022

Review

Crushed Roses (2022): The Highs and Lows of Young Love.

While watching Crushed Roses, I was reminded of Goodbye First Love (2011), the third feature film from French director, Mia Hansen-Love, about the highs and lows of young love. In his review of the film, the late great Roger Ebert writes: “We think of first love as sweet and valuable, a blessed if hazardous condition. This film, deeper than it seems, dares to suggest that beyond a certain point, it can represent a tragedy.” Young love is also at the centre of Taiwo Egunjobi’ s latest film, in all the ways we’ve come to expect: euphoric, confusing, unrequited. It is present in all its innocence and hopefulness, like a gazelle, full of energy, frolicking in the fields, unaware of the poachers hidden in the trees, ready to end its life. The title of the film underscores this point— crushed roses are dead roses, fit only for potpourri, mulch, or most likely the garbage can. From the first shot, first line, first note of the musical score heard, it is clear that this entire situation is a tragedy waiting to unfold. Zainab (Tolulope Osalie) is a student at the University of Ibadan where she meets Wale Badmus (Temilolu Fosudo), a young man she describes as “ineffably perfect” and a “sketch dropped from the divine.” The nature of their relationship is soon revealed. They are best friends. Zainab calls them a perfect union. “My thoughts were his,” she says, or like the kids today would put it, the pair seem to “share a brain cell.” But Zainab wants a lot more than friendship, she wants forever, as revealed by the lines, “He spins my heart into tight knots…God’s perfect creation.” Turns out God’s perfect creation is also a wanted man. Wanted by whom, you ask? About half the female population on campus, it appears. Zainab meets up with Boma, a fellow poet, but she is so bored listening to him talk about poetry in general and Emily Dickinson in particular, that she goes back to Wale and laments. Boma seems like a perfectly reasonable guy, but Zainab has eyes for only one person. The heart wants what the heart wants and whatnot. Crushed Roses feels in many ways like a silent film, transcendental in the way it juxtaposes the elements in every frame and in the way it is put together scene by scene. If given the stills after being told the premise (or maybe even not) one can feel out the story from each of the shots. Egunjobi’s composition, reminiscent of none other than the films of Yasujiro Ozu, tells the story in broad strokes, placing frame after frame of moving pictures that are arresting, austere and alive. A personal favorite is one wide shot where Zainab is writing a poem for Wale to give to one of his many lovers. She is standing with her back to a car, busy scrawling romantic lines in her notepad. Wale is positioned on the car, gazing into the distance, either bored or deep in thought. The point is he is not there. Present in flesh alone. Zainab steals a look at him but his attention doesn’t shift. The irony of the whole situation is immense and yet the film devotes only a couple seconds to expressing it, choosing to let instances like these build up in the audience’s minds rather than beat them over the head with it. It might also be possible to simply listen to Crushed Roses and still understand everything going on, and still get a sense of the characters, their desires, and the general tone of the film. Adapted by Isaac Ayodeji from a novelette by Ibiere Addey, the narration, poetic though it may be, never veers into esoteric territory, or turn off people not fond or familiar with the genre. The dialogue is free of gratuitous melodrama, and instead uses subtext and good characterization to move the narrative forward. Crushed Roses is the kind of film that demands one’s full attention, and subsequently rewards it. All the elements are so understated that you might find yourself almost leaning into the screen to pick up on every gesture and sound. This isn’t switch-off-your-brain cinema. Not by a long shot. Love is the kind of emotion that demands all the maximalism that cinema has at its disposal. All the sounds and lights and dizzying camera movements and melodramatic performances that the filmmakers can afford. Think the works of Baz Luhrmann or Brian De Palma. However, Egunjobi and his cast and crew choose to go the way of minimalism and it works. Which isn’t to say the film doesn’t apply formalist techniques when it can. In one scene, where Zainab is performing a poem, the change in lighting drives home the devastation and regret of one character in a quiet yet deliberate manner. When you are young and in love, the highs feel like butterflies in your stomach, surfing through the clouds, and soaring over the rainbow. The lows are equally as impactful. Music becomes unnerving, poetry tastes like bile, and even if all the bulbs around are shining bright, it feels like someone just turned the lights off on your world. Like Zainab says around the 12-minute mark: “How do you escape a chokehold, a stampede on both sides? Is freedom an illusion?” In Goodbye First Love (2011), the main character is also a young lady. Her boyfriend breaks her heart in the most brutal way possible and returns years later, without much consequence to his actions. Ebert found this aggravating and wished the movie would hold the young man, whom he describes as “an egotistical pig who thinks the world revolves around him,” accountable. Crushed Roses delivers on this front. Zainab rejects Wale’s eventual advances, choosing to leave that whole chapter in the past. At the end, he is left licking his wounds and she is heartbroken at the idea of what could have been. The on-screen chemistry between Osalie and Fosudo makes this all the more believable

Review

Glamour Girls: A Painful Two-hour Odyssey

Popular Nollywood studios have taken to heart the challenge to make reimagined sequels to classics, with releases like Nneka the Pretty Serpent, Living in Bondage, Rattlesnake: The Ahanna Chronicles, Blood Sisters, and the latest in the league, Glamour Girls as recent entries. While some may have been just shy of hitting the mark, others have performed rather poorly. Bunmi Ajakaiye is a fast growing film director and writer, with recent success in film and TV. Her current work ‘Glamour Girls’ is not her best work and, in some way, calls her artistic reputation to question. In a release as underwhelming as this, it’s only right to at least try to consider the intent, if there’s any: To start with, we can analyze the plot: THE PLOT True to its title, ‘Glamour Girls’ does offer glamour along with the luxuries that come with it. The reimagined classic opens with the introduction of Emmanuella (Sharon Ooja of Oloture) whose main hustle as a stripper/sex worker garners her quite the admiration. The opening sequence also features Zeribe (Ames Gardiner) who becomes, for Emmanuella, a stepping stone to meeting Donna after he mischievously gets her sacked from her hustle as a stripper. A little similar to Sandra (Jennifer Okere) in the original ‘Glamour Girls’ 1994, Emmanuella is dissatisfied with her low earnings and wants something big for herself as a higher level ‘ashawo’ – local Nigerian word for a call girl. Fast forward couple of frames later, she given an opportunity to show what she’s got (sex with Donna’s emotionally estranged husband) before earning her keep in the upper echelons of sex work. However, Emmanuella turns out to be only a part of the whole story as other characters like Helion Martin (Segilola Ogidan – A Naija Christmas),  Louise (Toke Makinwa – Blood Sisters) and Jemma (Joselyn Dumas – AM Dilemma) are introduced to us. We are then taken on a grand tour into their private lives. Louise is married but does regular hook-ups to sustain her family, while Helion (Hel) is a rich kid who signs into Donna establishment because she likes fun. Jemma was once the most-wanted girl Donna had, and both had shared a unique relationship until she broke the golden rule – Never give your love for free- and had to leave for a while. Another character worth mentioning by the frequency of his appearance is Tommy (Temisan Emmanuel). However, Tommy is nothing but a Hollywood character in a Nollywood film and he serves little to no purpose. The unexciting two hour drill begins to hint at some promise when complications arise in the second act of the film. Jemma’s return to Donna for financial help in the first act gets her back into the game. She meets Alexander (Chukie “Lynxxx” Edozien) who, despite being a ‘boy-boy’ (lackey) to an extremely wealthy cabal, controls a vast amount of wealth himself. Like the proverbial dog returning to its own vomit, she develops an emotional attachment to Alexander too, but it doesn’t last. Alexander turns out to be a monster who consistently rapes Jemma’s son, Ese (Prince Buchi Unigwe). She kills him the night she finds out (in a graphic confrontation we never see coming), and Donna helps her get rid of Alexander’s body (a move Kemi and Sarah of Blood Sisters could have considered). But what they don’t know is that the now decaying Alexander was the custodian of the cabal’s wealth – A staggering sum of $15 billion. Hell breaks loose on the girls as the cabal want their money! (yet another unexplored story opportunity). While Jemma deals with her problems, Emma meets again with Zeribe who, in an attempt to make up for getting her sacked,  introduces her to his boss , Segun/Sheggy’ (Femi Branch). The two get along over a football match, and soon Emma’s life begins to take a new form. Six months of being with Segun sees her undergo a massive transformation in her looks, fashion sense, speech, and education. He secures her a bank job even though she lacks experiential knowledge. But, unfortunately, this relationship doesn’t last as Sheggy soon finds out about her past and, minutes into the same sequence, catches her in bed with Zeribe. The less is said about that story thread, the better. Louise’s husband’s (Uzor Arukwe – Prophetess) surprising return from overseas throws her life into uncertainty. We aren’t given details of his journey abroad, but upon his discovery of Louise’s lifestyle, he flees with their children and threatens her to keep a steady financial flow for their basic needs otherwise she will never see them again. Yet again, certain questions come up; why did Louise continue with her act even though she had another means of survival? Did it arise as a result of her husband’s financial incapability? The extremely underdeveloped backstories for the girls does more to ruin a struggling plot. Helion, a character with the most potential to engage, is underutilized for unknown reasons. Here, we have a rich girl who goes into drugs and sex work for ‘the fun of it’. She tells Donna she doesn’t need money for survival because her family’s wealth is enough to cater for her needs. If you’ve seen Kunle Afolanyan’s ‘A Naija Christmas’ you’ll be aware of Segilola Ogidan’s undoubted talent. She more than delivers here in Glamour Girls and really should work with better material. Later on, Helion discovers she is pregnant, with no idea of who the father might be, and then dies from an overdose. Sad. FINDING ITS VOICE ‘Glamour Girls’ tries to add some social commentary by reminding the viewers of the existence of the cabal, the depths into which the bulk of the nation’s wealth trickle into. The first time we see Chief Nkem (Ejike Asiegbu) – commander-in-chief of the cabal, he loads Donna with two medium sized bags of cash brought in by a uniformed officer for her girls. Instantly, the picture initiates some thinking. The political elite are not alone in sucking

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